Before I rant, I wanna say I'm kinda looking forward to Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland.
Misleading Advertisements
These shitty ads on MySpace suggest that you can animate yourself to make a cartoon version of you that looks just like you in a real picture.
I thought that was cool, but not when I found out that all you can really do is create an ugly, cardboard-cut-out-looking, Habbo-rip-off Zwinky avatar.
People too cheap to pay their debts
Now if you honestly can't afford it due to hardships or whatever, then that's a different story, but if I lent you $30 bucks several months ago and you can't even pay back a little or keep in touch, then you're a dirty scum bag.
You waste money like that on the daily buying fast food and alcohol. Why not help a friend that helped you?
Blink 182 & Hawaii
I could be going to the Blink 182 show today at The Joint in the Hard Rock, but I sold those tickets because I had plans to be in Hawaii for a week. Those plans fell through, as it would take up to 3 days for my girlfriend flying standby to arrive and up to 3 days coming back, making it not worth it.
Now that's all good for her because she can always refund her standby passes, but I on the other hand, am stuck with a $700 non-transferable, non-refundable Hawaiian Airlines ticket because the person that invited us to go in the first place convinced me to purchase it and told me that purchasing ticket insurance wasn't necessary.
The reason we were invited is because they needed a babysitter (my girlfriend) for some of the time. They should have bought her ticket, guaranteeing her flight, instead of relying on the slim chance that she'd be able to get on flying standby.
It's cool though, I hope you guys are having fun in Hawaii while I have fun being short $700.
That's all for now, more to come!
What's New in Videos 07/10/09
12:10 PM
VASSUP. I made a video last night with my Kodak Easyshare V1003. They take nice pictures and have a lot of editing options right on the camera, although video recording on it sucks as you can see if you watch this. You should because Miki shows an exclusive sneak peak of the new Google Chrome OS!
Here's a commercial I made for Rockwell Financial, Inc.
That's about it. I plan on having 2 more videos made with the shitty digital camera video recorder before I leave for Maui on the 20th. Peace outside!
Exclusive Leak! 07/08/09
2:42 PM
Happy 7/8/9 everybody!
You may know her as Tayler, not Taylor, or maybe taylur on Habbo Hotel. Others know her as the chick with the nudes going around. A few days ago, a couple of losers named Tyler & Chance received a picture from an untrustworthy bastard of Tayler naked. Being the kids they are with nothing better to do but exploit her as if she has something to be ashamed of, they came to me with EXCLUSIVE PHOTOGRAPHS not yet shown to the public! Click here to see it first only @ Timsticle.com!
Erik Benson is Gay 07/04/09
11:09 PM
I just want to give a shout out to my boys Michael Jackson and Billy Mays, the men who changed music and infomercials forever.
Family Betrayal
People say that family is the most important thing in life, but that's not very accurate. My sister and brother-in-law in Arizona have been making false accusations about me, defaming my character and caused me to lose work, money, and my girlfriend to get locked up. I think that their goal is to teach me some kind of lesson, but all they've been teaching me is how to hate.
The asshole used to be a cop in Vegas, and since he doesn't accept his own wife's family and is jealous of how I'm cool and he's not, he likes to get police involved and fuck with the family, me being the main target.
I woke up to cops with shotguns and tactical shields banging on my door, screaming into a PA, and flying over my house in a helicopter. My mother let the cops in, and as I walked to the door, I had cops pointing guns at me like I'm some kind of criminal. I don't deserve that. I did not do anything wrong.
Their reason for coming to the house was a bullshit lie my brother-in-law made to the cops saying that I was fighting with my step dad, but I was sleeping and my step dad wasn't even home. Way to make yourself and the cops look like jackasses.
Other than me being super cool, I'm not sure why my brother-in-law feels the need to bring people down. Maybe it's because he knows no one likes him, but that everyone likes me, and once again, is jealous. It's all jealousy. That's it.
Independence Day in the Country
My girlfriend and I decided to take a break from all the drama and went with my buddy Micah to the country. Him, my girlfriend, and I went to Ely, Nevada to spend our 4th of July with his girlfriend's family, the Draytons'.
I felt like I was in an intense episode of King of the Hill but on the set of Disney's Holes. We arrived on Friday night to a session of beer drinking and cigarette smoking surrounded by a fire pit. The day started with beer and breakfast burritos, which was quite nice, followed by shotgun shooting, quad riding and spring swimming.
We went to a community center in this small area known as Currant, where the Drayton family set up a fireworks show. After horseshoe throwing, drink after drink and barbecuing, my girl and I laid approximately 100 feet away from the firework set up, laying on the trunk/back windshield of an '08 Charger as we were showered with debree from the explosions. This was by far the best firework show I've ever experienced, and it's special because the man that manages the show had done it for the last time.
To sum everything up, rest in peace Mike and Bill, fuck the haters & thank you so much Micah and Raechelle for such a unique experience.
Circles 06/14/09
3:18 PM
The Video
Habbo.com has pulled many kids into their network and it seems like they're stuck. No matter how much they say they're bored and tired of it, they continue to log on year after year. I created this video to make a difference and possibly break the habit.
The Making
I started creating Circles using Macromedia Flash MX when I was 15. I had completed around 80% of the video when the computer it was saved on crashed. I didn't have access to this until 4 years later when I finally retrieved the data from that computer. I recently completed the last 20% with less detail just to get it over with.
Other Stuff
This video references the way many people act in the community.
Special thanks to Corbyn and the other people that designed some of the pixel art used in the video and to Soul Coughing for making cool music.
