The Dark Knight 07/19/08
9:56 AM DANGER: Contains Spoilers!
Superman is featured in the movie
Robin is in it!
Batman has sex with Commissioner Gordon
Green Lantern is in it
Black Green Lantern is in it
Everyone dies
Heath totally sets it up for a sequel
Don't gotta worry about seeing it now. I explained the whole 3 hours with this list.
Lately 07/17/08
8:01 PM Loser
Fuck man, I need to fix my life. The past few weeks have been shit because I don't know how to go to bed. I've been spending most of my time at home, and when I'm finally awake, it's too late to do anything entertaining. All I'm left with is a bunch of web work that I'm always behind on because of being tired or lazy.
So I'm gonna fix that. Tonight I'm getting a big bottle of Nyquil and downing that baby.
Habbo doesn't like me
Habbo
I've been using Habbo pretty frequently lately and apparently, these moderators don't like me. I just got a warning the first time, but I didn't use the CFH at all. I got banned the 2nd time and was only talking about tits the 3rd time. Big deal Habbo! I can't help getting on it because it's something to pass time for an insomniac at 3 AM.
4th of July
I forgot to write about my night. It was fantastic because I got to videotape hot girls showing off their goods and chill in VIP with all those models and get tipsy. Not only that, but I got to chill next to the actual DeLorean from Back to the Future,
the Extra-Terrestrial, Ice Cube, Tupac and Biggy.
From Playboy's Sexy Top 100, here are Michelle Manhart (brunette) and Brianna Banks (blonde). The wholesome, fun-for-the-whole-family hosts of the 4th of July show at Polly Esthers in Stratosphere.
Viva La Vida 07/12/08
12:05 AM
I searched for the Coldplay music video for Viva La Vida, on July 8th, 2008, before I realized it hasn't been released yet. I found pages of results saying that each and every one of the videos listed were the actual video, but they all ended up being looped clips from the iPod Commercial or other random clips put together.
That's when my alter ego kicked in.
Alter ego? wtfux?
Featured in "How To Really Put GTA IV on your iPhone or iPod Touch," my alter ego, Miki, comes into the picture when I see more than one video of the same spoof and wants to spoof the spoof, get it?
He specializes in half-assed video/audio editing, being forgetful, unorganized and rushed.
As you can see in the video, this is my failed attempt in a $3 homemade green screen made from three, thinner-than-paper, plastic table covers taped on a wall in my backyard at night with 2 bright lights pointed at it. It obviously didn't work, but at least you see me somewhat as a silhouette.
ATTN: Habbo Kids 07/08/08
8:53 AM
My boy Riley wrote a guide on how to revert. If you don't know what that is, it's basically gaining someone's information and doing a little research to access their online accounts by answering security questions.
What's the benefit of it you ask? Well, if someone is pissing you off, you can attempt to revert their e-mail account. When you have access to it, you can retrieve their passwords to other accounts like MySpace or Habbo if they signed up with that e-mail and then you can fuck them up.
This is the former graphic artist, Carl Hattley (right), of Habbo.com. In the following picture, you can see why he got fired. You may also see how he got the name Brown-Pants:
It's from what happened after a night with two Borats and a rubber fist.
I'm Not the One to Fuck With 07/06/08
6:05 PM
"This is on a gay webcam porn site, i'm proud of myself, :)!"
Meet cock fan and desperate online attention seeker, Jordan Cochrane. For years, he's attempted to create a positive fan base in various internet communities including Stickam, but has failed miserably.
His effort would include hours and hours daily of sitting on his malnourished ass in front of a computer screen, pretending to be friendly, gaining others' trust and betraying them.
"Stick it in here, please!"
This fucker offered me a hosting reseller. I purchased it and began hosting several companies. His first attempt of betrayal was when he began ignoring me after a "server malfunction" that deleted 3 accounts I hosted. It only took a couple more months for him to fuck me over again by "cancelling his server" which caused me to lose some websites I made due to not having them backed-up on my personal file.
Now he has me ignored and is scared to be confronted by me. I'm sure when he reads this, he'll be laughing and happy because publicity is publicity, but if distance wasn't in the way, he probably wouldn't be able to read anything, ever -- or feel, taste, smell or hear ever again.
"Hi, yes i like boys, :)!"
I've been told about how unreliable and deceiving this kid was, but that was after I realized it myself. Anyhow, if these pictures don't scream, "FLAMING FLAMBOYANT FAGGOT," then I don't know what does.
This is Laura Paige, some girl that Jordan uses as a cover-up to the fact that he is a homosexual, and a self-titled entertainer that apparently thinks she's the shit because, for some reason, mindless losers like to watch her sing the Andy Milonakis Show theme song or just sit there and "be cute."
Fools brainwashed by jailbait don't realize the difference between entertainment and the demeaning intelligence of this generation's youth. The folks at Stickam should regulate more tasteful entertainment and take out the trash.
Tayler Has a Nice Ass 07/03/08
3:13 AM 420 West Sahara Commercial
The Calendar
I don't know about you, but I wasn't fond of seeing little asian kids at the beach or being reminded of how many people are diagnosed of skin cancer every year when the calendar was flipped to July. Just thought I'd let that out.
The Fucked Up Denny's
Usually, when I order Moons Over My Hammy(R), it comes out fucked up. This time, it looked almost like the picture, so I knew there was something wrong.
And that's when I looked to my left:
Who comes into a Denny's with a large cup from El Pollo Loco but an old, cracked out woman in a jacket with boxers.
Then, I looked at the dessert menu and noticed 10 cent price differences on them.
Then it asked me to "SPLURGE." Is that necessary?! The shakes didn't even have a price on them. What a mystery.
Then when I went to the restroom, the soap dispenser told me to, "Rub onto hands until dry."
That's not how my mother taught me.
Also, the service was mediocre. Mediocre service?! AT DENNY'S?! WTF. So I shot the place up and left. Goodnight.
VIVA LA FRANCAIZzz!1 07/01/08
7:07 AM
There were a lot of French-speaking kids on Habbo.com this morning. I realized it was because Habbo.fr was down. I don't understand why, but It was a bother to some.
In the top left screenshot, you can see a mob of black Habbos causing a riot in the Welcome Lounge. They were all a part of the "Francais Perdu" group.
I disguised myself as a French lady, on the bottom left, to gain information.
That's when I realized the French-speaking Habbos were treated disrespectfully, so I did the right thing and created a French Room, in the right screenshots, where everyone could unite.
You know the room is dedicated to the French Habbos because of:
My Asian look
The Chinese calligraphy posters along with all the other Oriental furniture
Habbo
That's when my alter ego kicked in.
